1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I’m doing or building something, all pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I think its mine, it’s mine.
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious. I think I need this framed and put up in my boys’ room!